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Torrey 2022-03-22 09:01:53
same useless
It is not a "mid-life crisis" that can be explained. This story tells us:
1. What about the middle-to-high income with an annual salary of 240,000 US dollars? I still don't get social respect, and I live a very useless life;
2. I changed a new job, but in exchange, no one throws fast food, and my... -
Jerad 2022-03-20 09:01:49
A Weatherman's Midlife Crisis
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Nicolas Cage is certainly a good...
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