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Ellie: You had all the symptoms but not the disease.
Val: You used to think I was creative and original.
Ellie: I still do, as a filmmaker. Its when you became creative as a hypochondriac - that was it.
Val: Hey, all those attacks were for real.
Ellie: Oh yeah?
Val: Yes!
Ellie: The Black Plague, Val? An allergy to oxygen? Elm blight? Only trees get elm blight - elm trees.
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Hal: I said from the start to use Harold Pappas!
Val: Pappas is a hack! Pappas, Pappas is safe, but he's uninspired. I can't work with him!
Hal: Then you should bow out now!
Val: I said I can't work with him - I didn't say I wouldn't work with him.
Isaac Mizrahi
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