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McDonalds Employee: Hi, how ya doin'. What can I get you?
The Devil: A Big Mac and a large Coke.
McDonalds Employee: Fries?
The Devil: No.
McDonalds Employee: It comes to $3.47.
The Devil: [to Elliot] Do you have $3.47? I left my purse in the Underworld.
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The Devil: [about souls] It's like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.
Elliot Richards: Yeah? Well, if it's so useless, then how come you want it so much?
The Devil: Oh, aren't you a clever one?
Ilya Melnikoff
Extended Reading
