Ilona Elkin

Ilona Elkin

  • Born: 1976-10-1
  • Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Confessions of a Dangerous Mind quotes

    • Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.

    • Chuck (Age 8): Hey Tuvia, you want to lick it?

      Tuvia (Age 8): No, why would I want to do that?

      Chuck (Age 8): It tastes like strawberries, my sister says you love strawberries.

      Tuvia (Age 8): No it doesn't. Besides I don't like strawberries.

      Chuck (Age 8): I bet you a dollar it does.