Ian Hanlin

Ian Hanlin

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    • Clarissa 2022-04-24 07:01:04

      In addition to men's shit, politics is also an indispensable topic...

    • Demond 2022-03-18 09:01:03

      So dirty! ! ! Dismemberment, group P, same-sex, oral sex, the story is generally very interesting, when the drug addict is at its best, he can find that all the food can speak, haha! Are you sure that chewing gum is not a black Hawking in a wheelchair?

    Sausage Party quotes

    • Brenda: First, I fell out of the cart, then I lose Frank. And now, I'm being hunted by a douche. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. I'm such a whore.

      Teresa: Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges, impure thoughts. We all do.

      Brenda: Oh. Oh good! Okay. Well, that actually makes me feel a little better.

      Teresa: And we must never give in to them.

      Brenda: Oh no. That's the opposite of what I thought you were gonna say.

      Teresa: Oh, yes. The gods are always watching... Even when we cannot see them.

      Brenda: Do you think it's too late for me?

      Teresa: Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.

    • Douche: What part of "I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass." did you not understand, Tequila?

      Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.