Hugh Dickson

Jean: Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water.

Douglas Ainslie: It's just a sandwich.

Jean: Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato.

Douglas Ainslie: Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha.

Muriel: No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.

Sonny: Your bedroom.

Madge Hardcastle: Where?

Sonny: Here. In here.

Madge Hardcastle: My dear man, rooms have doors. What you're showing me here is an alcove.