Holly Towne

Ray: What are you crazy boys doing in my tool shed?

Lloyd Christmas: We're not crazy, dad. We're special, and Principal Collins wants us to have our own special class room.

Ray: [Happy] My boy's special! How about that!

[Hugs Lloyd]

Ray: I knew you were different!

Lloyd Christmas: Somebody chipped my tooth!

Harry: How do you think I feel? Somebody bit me in the forehead!