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Julie: Look, I had trouble figuring out the tax on checks. So what! I mean, eight per cent is a bitch! So, I make a few mistakes! So, I make a few mistakes! So, sue me!
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Tom the Bartender: How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
Paul Hackett: You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?
Tom the Bartender: She won't put out, huh?
Paul Hackett: No, it's not for her. It's for me. I seem to have gotten myself involved with one of your cocktail waitresses.
Tom the Bartender: Miss Bee Hive 1965.
Paul Hackett: Yes. Don't even ask me how.
Tom the Bartender: So, take off. What's she gonna do? Kill herself?
Henry Judd Baker
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