Harvey Glazer

Dean Charles Reardon: Well, well, Mr. Wilder. Nice of you to join us. Colonel Charles Reardon, Dean, Coolidge College.

Van Wilder: How's it hanging, Chuck?

[Introducing themselves to each other]

Lt. Dirk Arnold: Lieutenant Dirk Arnold, ROTC

Corporal Benedict: Corporal Benedict, ROTC

Van Wilder: Van Wilder, WTF?