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Hattie 2022-04-24 07:01:24
red dust boring
Lee Joon Ki is so pretty too! ! ! It stands to reason that the plot I knew before should be very miserable, but of course it is also very miserable. Wang Xiang is mentally retarded... He didn't show his moody and tyrannical character, but it was difficult, the audience was trying to understand what...
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Winnifred 2022-04-22 07:01:54
pretty man
The cold weather, the impetuous mood, the melancholy that can't be erased, the trivial matters that can't be sorted out... Shielding the current messy state of mind, I watched "The King's Man" again many years ago, and there are more holes in my mind. Gina's eyes as deep as water... These...
Hang-Seon Jang
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Pal-bok: [From subtitles] Isn't she the King's Consort?
Chil-duk: Sure is. What on earth is that woman doing?
Pal-bok: People say, she a lady now but she still shits like a horse. So then the rumors were true after all!
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[From subtitles]
Gong-gil: [atop a tightrope] To be up here, away from the bustle, my legs like wings would spread.
Jang-sang: [from below] Ahoy! What is that flower in full bloom I see yonder?
Street musician: Dost thou not recognize the one and only?
Jang-sang: So it is! The one and only! With rose petal'd lips. O Friend, beat thee thy leather while I go pick the flower.
Gong-gil: [watching Jang-sang ascend the tightrope] My, my, there comes a fool, rash and proud! Never knew a fool who knew his place!
Jang-sang: Ho! A tongue most untamed! Master of this house am I, come to bait thee!
Gong-gil: A gallows-hung scoundrel is what I see with an ill-fitting coat to hide his sores!
Jang-sang: Oh thorny Rose, is thy iris closed for me? Open them, and see as I walk the Master's gait. Oh, really!
[Jang-sang precariously walks across the tightrope]
Jang-sang: [finally reaching the other side] Good heavens! Me thought it would be a mere hop and a skip but t'was longer than a runny trip to the outhouse!
Gong-gil: [having climbed down] Master gait, master bait, either way strains the balls!
Jang-sang: And now, a fornicating wench, running off upon being surprised. 'Tis thy own form, saucy wench.
[Jang-sang quickly walks back across the tightrope again]
Gong-gil: I was expecting to see thee fall and crack thy frame. But not bad!
Jang-sang: Indeed, gifted are my two legs, but it is my third that has true genius - and thou shall see it this night!
[Jang-sang performs acrobatics on the tightrope]
Blackhat: Master wants to see you.
Gong-gil: Thy twin eggs, are they cracked yet or just in the crack?
Jang-sang: [as the crowd laughs] Safely in the crack, plugging my bunghole! But now, I must drain my bladder. I gotta pee before I continue!
Gong-gil: Why, you dirty boor! So then, let's try it on for size!
Jang-sang: Good idea! I shall oblige!
