Glen Warner

[first lines]

Alton: Need to get the Santa out of here. Number one, it's spring. It's not winter. Spring.

Johnson: So?

Alton: Secondly, you don't even work here. When are you gonna stop putting all your shit all around all over the place? Third..

Johnson: Mm-hmm.

Alton: Santa Claus ain't even of African descent.

Johnson: Oh, yeah, that's it there. I was waiting for that. You do realize Santa Claus ain't even a real person. You can make him whatever color you want to.