Gladys O'Connor

Amy Alden: [the ranger picks up Igor, one of Amy's goslings] Excuse me, sir, please leave him alone.

DNR Officer: Your name's Amy, isn't it? Well Amy, these geese belong to the crown.

Amy Alden: What crown?

DNR Officer: That's the Queen of England.

Thomas Alden: Pinioning?

Susan Barnes: I have no idea.

DNR Officer: She made rules. It's for the good of the goose, it's for the good of the people. Now what you do is you take the wing and you just shave a bit off the cuticle here--

[prepares to cut the tip off Igor's wing with a fingernail clipper]

Amy Alden: [utterly enraged] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[shoots up from her chair and hits the ranger on the head with a bowl of popcorn]

Amy Alden: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

Thomas Alden: [indignantly grabs the ranger and hauls him to the door] What the hell are you doing?

DNR Officer: Who's the guy at the house?

Amy Alden: It's my Uncle David. He's got a black belt. We call him KILLER!