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Giuseppe: And before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew toy. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
Raisin: There are no pumas in Southern California.
Giuseppe: Pumas!
[whispering]
Giuseppe: They come out of nowhere.
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Bosco: Anyone recognize this cute little fella? The cat from the park that Marmaduke hazed?
Carlos: Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite!
Bosco: Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?
[the dogs look at Marmaduke]
Marmaduke: First of all, you're not invited here, Bosco. Leave now and take Whiskers with you. We have a no cat policy.
Carlos: Say what?
Bosco: Oh, is that right? Then how do you explain that picture over there?
[the dogs look at the picture of Marmaduke and Carlos]
Giovanni V. Giusti
Extended Reading
