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Strip Club DJ: And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders, let's welcome Amber.
[Amber comes on stage in a neck brace]
Kenny: What the fuck happened to her?
Amber: Fuck you, Kenny!
Strip Club Patron: Hey, what's up, RoboCop?
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Donny: I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large, so...
Vanilla Ice: What, you think I got that kind of money?
Donny: Of course you got that kind of money. Royalties from 'Ice Ice Baby', you must be fuckin' loaded!
Vanilla Ice: Man, listen: Queen took 50 percent, Suge took the other 60 percent. I fuckin' *owe* money when that shit gets played, man!
Gina Doherty
Extended Reading