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Richard Blaney: [handing his clothes to the bellboy] Tell them I want them sprayed.
Hotel Porter: Sprayed, sir? With what?
Richard Blaney: With DDT, my good man, what else?
Hotel Porter: Sir?
Richard Blaney: Death to the lurking roach, porter, confusion to the insidious louse! Get them cleaned and pressed, eh?
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Babs Milligan: If Brenda gave you money at dinner, why'd you sleep in the duff house? You could've afforded a hotel!
Richard Blaney: I didn't realize I had it! She slipped it into the pocket of my raincoat.
Babs Milligan: Oh, go on, Dick! Why don't you pull the other one? It's got bells on it!
George Tovey
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