George O'Hanlon

Adrian: Paulie, it's Thanksgiving. I got a turkey in the oven.

Paulie: Oh... a turkey in the oven.

[he takes the turkey out]

Paulie: You want the bird?

[he throws it out the door]

Paulie: Go in the alley and eat the bird!

Adrian: [disgusted] Oh Paulie!

Paulie: [about Adrian] She's pushing thirty freaking years old, and if she don't wise up, she's gonna die an old maid.

Rocky: I'm thirty myself!