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Beef: Oh, I knew I shouldn't be screwing around with a dead man's music. This place is... possessed.
Arnold Philbin: What are you talking about?
Beef: You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does.
Arnold Philbin: Opening night prima donnas. Look, iron man, if you're so uptight, take a shower and cool off.
Beef: My pleasure... bones.
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Beef: Man, you better get yourself a castrato for this, 'cause it's a little out of my range.
Swan: Something bothering you, Beef?
Beef: Swan, this was scored for a chick! I'm not doing it in drag.
Swan: You can sing it better than any bitch.
Beef: You don't know how right you are, Goliath.
George Memmoli
George Memmoli is an actor. His main works include "Budget Lover", "Americathon" and "Small Road Boy".
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Phantom of the Paradise quotes
