Gary Valentine

Bernie the Gorilla: I didn't do it, you know.

Griffin Keyes: I'm sorry?

Bernie the Gorilla: I didn't attack him.

Griffin Keyes: Oh, yeah, he says you did though.

Bernie the Gorilla: He's a liar, okay? He never treats us with any respect. To get us to move, he prods us with a long stick with a nail in the end of it. One day, I guess I wasn't walking fast as he wanted me to, so he swung the stick at me, but I caught it, and he slipped and fell. He told everyone I attacked him.

Griffin Keyes: Wow, I never knew any of that.

Bernie the Gorilla: And my only mistake was assuming he would tell the truth. I guess that's what humans do. They lie.

Griffin Keyes: Not all humans, Bernie.