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Ollie 2021-11-18 08:01:29
I love you, but you are in love with a Yankee
Lived in London for a small year, subject to the second-hand hobby of the second-hand friends, and also subject to the second-hand position of our second-hand school (the law and order in East London is the best), the two teams with the deepest grievances in the film Milvo I have been...
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Anais 2021-11-18 08:01:29
Football makes the hooligans go away!
The two most popular news about the term football hooligans in recent years are two:
1. In the 1998 World Cup, the French police were severely injured by 6 German football hooligans and were hospitalized for 6 weeks!
2. During the 2016 European Cup, 2000 British football hooligans were beaten up by...
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Steve Dunham: I thought you were going to the match.
Pete Dunham: Well, technically, yes. But, what happened was me and the boys got in a bit of a drinking session last night. One thing lead to another...
Steve Dunham: Let me guess. You've lost your wallet.
Pete Dunham: And me keys.
[car horn beeps outside]
Pete Dunham: Ah. There's a taxi outside.
[Steve walks away to get his wallet]
Pete Dunham: Top bloke, my brother. So, how are we my colonial cousin?
Matt Buckner: Fine, thanks.
Pete Dunham: [mimicking Matt's accent] Fine, thanks.
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Bovver: [after Matt has been introduced to the guys and sent to buy a round] What's with all the fuckin' babysitting? You know we had a meet set up for today.
Pete Dunham: It's all right, Bov. He'll stay out the way. It's not like we didn't have it last night.
Bovver: What? That's not the bloody point, is it? We'll look like right mugs if we set something up and our fearless leader don't show 'cause he's playin' pin the tail on a fuckin' Yank.
Ned: No, he's right, man. He's got a point.
Pete Dunham: You let me worry 'bout that, all right, boys?
[Matt returns with the beers]
Pete Dunham: As for the Yank, he's too modest to tell you, but back in the States, he's an internationally-ranked double-black belt in karate.
Dave: Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.
Pete Dunham: No, no, no, no. Bloody "Karate Kid" film? Based on his exploits.
Dave: Really?
Pete Dunham: Yeah.
Dave: Really?
Matt Buckner: Yeah, it's true.
Pete Dunham: Fuckin' straight.
Swill: Bollocks.
[Matt looks at Swill nervously]
Swill: Bollocks.
Matt Buckner: Come on, why not?
Swill: You're lyin' already. You been here fuckin' five minutes and you're lyin'!
[everybody laughs]
