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RSM Michael O'Rourke: [to bugler] Sound officers' call.
Bugler: Now?
RSM Michael O'Rourke: No, next Christmas, you looney!
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[the four soldiers who've come to escort Lt. O'Rourke to the fort have been invited to have a drink by Col. Thursday]
Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: Four bottles of cool beer, Ma.
First Sgt. Festus Mulcahy: And I'll have the same... with a whiskey chaser.
Frank McGrath
Extended Reading