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Patsy Cline: I can't stand it. Makes me want to scream and claw my face.
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Charlie Dick: I want to get to know you better.
Patsy Cline: Ok, now what does that mean?
Charlie Dick: Means I want to get to know you better.
Patsy Cline: See, I figure when you say you want to get to know me better - what you really mean is you want a ten minute screw in the back seat of your car.
Charlie Dick: Son of a bitch. You must think that thing between your legs is lined with gold. I can get tail any time I want, I don't have to come crawling after some mean mouthed woman who got a cob crossways. Hell, if I just want to bump uglies with somebody, I got plenty of places to go for that.
Patsy Cline: [laughing] Bump uglies?
Charlie Dick: That's right.
Patsy Cline: My lord Charlie, what a charming expression.
Frank Knapp Jr.
Extended Reading
