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Narrator: That night, penetrating deep into the heart of Transylvania, Professor Abronsius was unaware that he was on the point of reaching the goal of his mysterious investigations. In the course of which he had journeyed throughout Central Europe for years accompanied by his one and only faithful disciple, Alfred. A scholar and scientist whose genius was unappreciated, Abronsius had given up all to devote himself body and soul to what was to him a sacred mission. He had even lost his chair at Königsberg University, where for a long time his colleagues used to refer to him as "The Nut".
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Sarah Shagal: I got into the habit of it at school. It's funny Papa. You can't just change your habits in a couple of months, can you? Besides, it's good for your health. Once a day is the very least. Don't you agree?
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: [laughs nervously] Yes.
Sarah Shagal: Do you mind if I have a quick one?
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Huh?
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: [Thinks she means something else]
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: I don't mind at all, but...
Sarah Shagal: Oh, thank you! You are being very nice. Now could you get me some hot water?
Fiona Lewis
Extended Reading
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