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Clare (segment "Homeschooled"): [segment "Homeschooling"] High School is more than just classes and homework.
Robert: Absolutely. There's the alienation, the loneliness.
Samantha (segment "Homeschooled"): It should be the unhappiest time in a boy's life.
Robert: That's why we try to make sure that Kevin doesn't miss out on any of those essential, emotionally scaring experiences that he'd get a regular school.
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Veronica: [segment "Veronica"] Neil.
Neil: Veronica.
Veronica: Neil. You look pale.
Neil: You look pregnant.
Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
Veronica: Dorothy?
Neil: Blanche.
Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!
Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.
Evan Dumouchel
Extended Reading