Esteban Andres Cruz

Esteban Andres Cruz

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    A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas quotes

    • Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.

      Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?

      Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!

      [Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience]

      Harold: Who are you looking at?

    • Todd: Oh, great. Now we're getting tinkled on.

      Harold: It's just urine. It'll wash out.

      Todd: Oh, Harry. Tinkled on the windshield. That is officially the grossest thing that has ever happened to me.