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Professor Wilde: [Farts loudly on the toilet] Ow, Fuck!
Malcolm: [Dives for Cover, then sits up moments later] Nigga, I thought somebody was shootin'.
Professor Wilde: Thai food, it's spicy going in but it's TWICE as spicy going out, that's scientifically impossible!
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Malcolm: [Screams, after lifting the safe off of a dead Shiloh] MY FUCKING DOG IS A PANCAKE!
Essence Atkins
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