Erroll Shand

Erroll Shand

  • Born:
  • Height: 5' 7" (1.7 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Water Horse quotes

    • [first lines]

      Female Tourist: What is that?

      Male Tourist: It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.

      Female Tourist: How do you know it's fake? It looks real.

      Old Angus: Oh, it's fake alright.

      Male Tourist: Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.

      Old Angus: We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.

      Male Tourist: Oh ho, really.

      Old Angus: Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.

      Female Tourist: Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.

      Old Angus: [starts telling the story]