Ernest Ignatius

Leyla: [to her mother] I'm gay!

Sam: [enters] I'm home!

[pauses]

Sam: What did I miss?

Leyla: I'm gay.

Sam: But I've only been gone two hours!

[Yasmin comes downstairs in an "I Can't Think Straight" t-shirt]

Yasmin: [to her concerned father, regarding her mother] Don't worry, she won't get it.

Maya: Get what?

Yasmin: Nothing.