Emyri Crutchfield

Rusty Griswold: Well, I thought it'd be fun for the kids to see where you went to college.

Debbie Griswold: Oh, God. Why would that be fun for them, honey?

Rusty Griswold: You can give us a tour. Maybe one of them could study there one day.

James Griswold: Oh, no. No way, man. I've got my sights on something a little more Ivy League.

Debbie Griswold: [under her breath] Huh. Little fucker.

James Griswold: What, Ma?

Debbie Griswold: I love you. That's what I said.

James Griswold: Mom, do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse?

Debbie Griswold: I don't see why not.

Kevin Griswold: Do think I can shoot his guns?

Debbie Griswold: No, you cannot.

Kevin Griswold: Too bad.

Kevin Griswold: [to James] I would've shot you right off that fuckin' horse.