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Abuela: How's the homework going?
Toni: It's crap.
Abuela: I'll give you a hand.
Toni: Let's see. Tell me who are the romantics and who are the realists?
Toni: Ibsen.
Abuela: Romantic.
Toni: Lord Byron.
Abuela: Realist.
Toni: Goethe.
Abuela: Another realist.
Toni: And Balzac.
Abuela: Romantic. See how easy it is.
Toni: It sure is.
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Abuela: Your feet are just like your father's. When you take your shoes off, it's the same strong and powerful smell as your father's. I can hardly breathe.
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