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Brant: A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight... at least pick the right weapon.
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Brant: A double Irish.
Wellesley Barman: Only thing, buddy, we're closed.
Brant: [reaches over counter and grabs a glass] Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, "Ice with that, sir?" Now, let's begin again. A double Irish.
Wellesley Barman: You want ice with that, sir?
Brant: Don't be ridiculous. Who needs ice?
Wellesley Barman: [pours it] That'll be five quid.
Brant: [drinks it down] Like you said, you're closed.
Elliott Lester
Extended Reading
