Elia Diaz

Elia Diaz

  • Born:
  • Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Cuban Fury quotes

    • Bruce: What are you hiding?

      Bejan: Nothing.

      Bruce: [curious] What are you hiding?

      Bejan: Behold...

      [removes his hands from the salsa competition flyer on the bulletin board]

      Bejan: Santo Vito!

      Bruce: Yeah, what... it's just another salsa night. So what?

      Bejan: "So what"? Look at it, squashy chumps! It's a competition!

      [tones down his voice]

      Bejan: Sorry... Don't you see, this is your time, Bruce. This is the Goonie time. Do you know about the Goonie time?

      Bruce: Yeah, of course I know about the Goonie time. My watch runs on Goonie time.

      Bejan: So then you know, that it's *their* time up there, but it is *our* time down here. You can do this, Bruce. You can win this mother-funkie, and you can show the world what you're really made of. Think about it, what do you've got to lose?

    • [after Bruce has given an intensive performance during the half-final round of the dance competition]

      Bejan: You can win this, Bruce.

      Bruce: [panting] I haven't got much more left in me.

      Bejan: Have a...?

      Bruce: Huh?

      Bejan: [holds up a soft drink bottle with a straw in front of Bruce's face] Drinkie?

      Bruce: Nah, I don't wanna...

      Bejan: [insisting] Drinkie!

      [Bruce obediently takes some sips from the bottle]

      Bejan: Eye of the tiger, Bruce. Eye of the tiger!