Elaine Giftos

Helen Roper: Oh, why don't you go see your dentist!

Stanley Roper: What for?

Helen Roper: Because your toothache is giving me a pain.

Stanley Roper: Then you go see the dentist.

Helen Roper: The place I got a pain you don't see a dentist.

Stanley Roper: Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here!

Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.

Stanley Roper: What if the towel slips?

Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.

Chrissy: Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.

Jack Tripper: Oh, thank you.

Chrissy: [shouts] No, Jack!

Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Chrissy!