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Richard Cooper: Before you get married you get calls like...
Brenda Cooper: I can't wait to suck your dick.
Richard Cooper: After you get married you get calls like...
Brenda Cooper: I can't wait for you come home to see these drapes.
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[Brenda sees Richard's erection as he's on the phone]
Brenda Cooper: Are you talking to some little bitch? Are you talking to some whore? In my house?
Richard Cooper: No no no, it's George, it's George.
Brenda Cooper: George? What kind of down low shit is that?
Elad Ziv
Extended Reading