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Joe Dubois: Call Maury Povich - tell him I'm ready for my close-up.
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Allison Dubois: He looks pretty good, don't you think?
Joe Dubois: For a functional alcoholic - absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?
Allison Dubois: Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?
Edward Padilla
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