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Joe: You become a farmer?
Rick: No, Joe, I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition.
Joe: Sorry.
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Callie: We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play?
Joe: Yeah. The actors were naked.
Natalie Scheffer: So were the ushers.
Callie: They were not!
Joe: Callie, Beauty and The Beast is in town. Whats matter with that?
Edward F. Villaume
Extended Reading