Dwight Sora

[while watching Dave Spritz doing the weather on TV]

Viewer: What kind of name is Spritz? It's a bullshit name. It's a TV name. He's bullshit.

Viewer's Wife: Well, I like him. He's handsome.

Viewer: He's an asshole. I don't like his face. His asshole face.

[last lines]

Dave Spritz: Hello, America.