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Amy: You're a zillionaire!
Sean Parker: Not technically.
Amy: What are you?
Sean Parker: Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.
Amy: This is blowing my mind.
Sean Parker: I appreciate that.
Amy: I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class.
Sean Parker: Bio-Chem even though you're a French major who's name is Amy.
Amy: You passed.
Sean Parker: I'm a hard worker.
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Sean Parker: You mind if I check my email?
Amy: Yeah, go ahead.
Sean Parker: [logs on and sees The Facebook] Amy? Amy!
Amy: Yeah?
Sean Parker: Can you come out here?
Amy: Just a second.
Sean Parker: There's a snake in here, Amy.
Amy: What?
[runs from shower]
Amy: Where?
Sean Parker: Okay, there isn't a snake but I need to ask you something.
Amy: Are you kidding me? I could have been killed!
Sean Parker: How?
Amy: By running too fast! And getting twisted in the curtain. What do you need to ask me?
Sean Parker: I went to check my email and there's a website open on your computer?
Amy: Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit.
Sean Parker: What's that?
Amy: The Facebook? Stanford's had it for like, two weeks now. It's really awesome except it's freakishly addicting. Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day.
Sean Parker: Mind if I send myself an email?
Amy: Yeah, is everything okay?
Sean Parker: Everything's great. I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
Dustin Fitzsimons
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