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[in prison, Faceman approaches a very familiar-looking prisoner holding a bottle of tanning lotion]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Listen, now I know this is good for the body, but how do you protect the face?
Pensacola Prisoner Milt: [smiles] You don't mess with it, kid.
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Lynch: Hey don't let the scarf fool ya, my Muay Thai's pretty good. My Jiu Jitsu's a little better.
[after Hannibal beats and disarms Lynch]
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Your Muay Thai is as bad as your Jiu Jitsu Lynch! Best stick with a gun.
Don Knodel
Extended Reading