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Vaseline: [does not think Shirley is a pretty girl] Actually, God is very fair. A beautiful lady can never cook. And a lady who can cook is never...
Shirley: [walks in, carrying a tray of food] Hi!
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Inspector: CID 07, you are officially off the counterfeit money case. I've already sent an undercover!
CID 07: Sir, do you have any other cases I can take care of?
Inspector: Yes, go to the park and catch litter bugs!
Dick Wei
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