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Dave Spritz: Good afternoon. . many of you came from long distances, and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen and my family, Mike and Shelly when I say thank you. When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock -
[the power goes out]
Dave Spritz: And then the power went out. Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes every one had pretty much forgotten that I was talking. And we never finished that part of the thing. . so my speech was, 'When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.' That's all I said at my dad's living funeral, something; about Bob Seger.
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Robert Spritzel: Where's the paper, David?
Dave Spritz: I didn't have enough money.
Robert Spritzel: You bought a coffee...
Dave Spritz: [mishearing] What?
Robert Spritzel: You bought a coffee.
Dave Spritz: Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after.
Robert Spritzel: What?
Dave Spritz: I didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so...
Robert Spritzel: [slightly annoyed] You should carry more than a dollar, David. You're a grown man!
Diane Frances Fisher
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