Derek Deadman

Derek Deadman

  • Born: 1940-3-11
  • Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Canterbury Tales quotes

    • The Cook: Between a jest and a joke, many a truth can be told.

    • The Wife from Bath: There's nowhere in the Gospels that says we ought to stay virgins. Anyway, tell me, what were the genital organs made for at the creation? Not to lie dormant I suppose. And nobody's going to tell me they were just put there to piss through. Mark you, I use it for that as well. And every man must serve his wife in wedlock...