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Ted: What's this about a twin?
Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.
Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.
Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...
Ted: Identical or fraternal?
Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.
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Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
Derek Baker
Extended Reading
