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Paul Blart: Security is a mission, not an intermission.
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Maya Blart: Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.
Paul Blart: Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.
Deana Deatherage
Extended Reading
