David Webster

[Krill reads his personal file while he is still dressed as a drag queen]

Commander Krill: Listen to the shit I've had to put up with: "In the past few weeks, Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew, possibly due to anger over my last reviews of his performance. I recommend he be given a psychological evaluation before taking over his next ASSIGNMENT!"

[slams file on table]

Commander Krill: Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?

William Strannix: Not at all.

Commander Krill: ...I gotta change.

Admiral Bates: Mr. Strannix... this is Admiral Bates speaking. Would you please tell us why the hell you're doing this?

William Strannix: Hi, Admiral. Six months ago, your boy Tom Breaker cancelled operation 'Cleopatra', and shortly thereafter two young men from Langley showed up in Miami tried to cancel me along with it. Now you *did* receive each man's right forefinger in the mail, didn't you Tom?

William Strannix: [pause] TOM!

Tom Breaker: Yes, I did.

William Strannix: [incredulous] Did you expect us to wait in Miami for you to try again?