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Patty: Go shit in your hand.
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Kirk: Stainer, I know you don't like her very much.
Stainer: Nooo, no. I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it.
David Santiago
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