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V: I need a hundred bucks or I'm gonna get slapped, you think you can do that?
Frank Wheeler: Here, take it.
V: Where'd you get all this money?
Frank Wheeler: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
V: How much of a naked lady?
Frank Wheeler: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.
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Frank Wheeler: My mother died before I was born.
V: I don't think that's possible.
Frank Wheeler: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.
David Pittinger
Extended Reading