David McClellan

David McClellan

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  • Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Zombie Strippers! quotes

    • Dr. Genet: The virus is based on the human X chromosome, so it stays more pure from woman to woman. But once you get a man in there, like everything else, it all goes to shit.

    • Maj. Camus: So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down, doc?

      Dr. Chushfeld: Well, what works for us is we've been surgically removing the medulla oblongata.

      [Camus cocks shotgun and blows a zombie's head off]

      Dr. Chushfeld: Or that.