David Kopelev

David Kopelev

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    The Escort quotes

    • Mitch: You think those artificial orgasm noises is what brings them back?

      Natalie: Dude, I get *rave* reviews.

      Mitch: Uh! I'll be sure to check out your Yelp page when I get home.

      Natalie: Yeah, you should. Five stars.

    • Mitch: [to Natalie teasing her with the name] Monkey, why don't you write that down? First kiss.