David Jason

David Jason

  • Born: 1940-2-2
  • Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Idell 2022-08-19 23:29:07

      Tracing Western Legends to the End

      One Break
      -Hogfather, who is the subject of the film, is not the protagonist of the film.
        Santa’s car is not driven by reindeer but by wild boar.
        Santa Claus is a fat old man, but has fangs, because he is also a big wild boar.
        Grim Reaper's appearance is still classic and terrifying, but he...

    • Morton 2022-08-19 17:25:17

      Pure everything.

      I don’t know since when I was cultivated into the habit of being able to laugh even when watching European and American black humor. But fortunately, at least listening to the traditional cross talk and Guo's cross talk can also laugh, which shows that you have not forgotten your roots.

      Since...

    Hogfather quotes

    • [Lord Downey is reviewing a previous assassination contract that Teatime carried out for him]

      Lord Downey: You nailed Sir George's dog to the ceiling.

      Teatime: I couldn't have it barking while I was working, sir.

      Lord Downey: Some people would have drugged it.

      Teatime: [mystified] Oh! But I definitely fulfilled the contract. I checked Sir George's breathing with a mirror, as instructed.

      Lord Downey: Apparently his head was several feet from his body at that point.

      Teatime: That was all right, wasn't it, sir?

      Lord Downey: It lacked... elegance.

      Teatime: I thank you, sir. I'm always happy to be corrected. I shall remember that... next time.

    • [Twyla thinks she has heard a strange noise from the cellar and asks Susan to investigate. Susan goes into the cellar brandishing a poker, while Twyla and her parents watch from outside the door. Banging noises are heard]

      Twyla: [proudly] You don't have to worry. She always wins.

      [Susan emerges with a bent poker]

      Twyla: Susan says "Don't get afraid - get angry".