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Andrew: You just lust after her, that's all. You're not in love with her. You want to sleep with her.
Maxwell: How could anyone just want to sleep with such a dream? Not that I don't. She's hot! She's very hot.
Andrew: I know.
Maxwell: You know, the ones that are incredible in bed are ones that are raised in a convent.
Andrew: Maxwell, do me a favor. Go play with your butterfly net.
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Leopold: Have you ever made love with a much older man?
Dulcy: Yes.
Leopold: Illicitly? In the woods?
Dulcy: Yes.
Leopold: Was he a genius.
Dulcy: He was a dentist.
David Copeland
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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy quotes
